David Gould
Horrific budget cuts, classrooms overcrowded, arts programs plundered… Yes, these are all dire issues…
But my lip is jumping in to take on teachers Brandon Backhaus and Chris Heltai purely for the macho of it all.
I have begun an intensive supplement program and am competing in the spirit of my heroes Tom Selleck and Burt Reynolds.
I may be bald on top but my mustache is ready to grow baby grow.
Bring it Brandon and Chris. I already got Sheriffs and Cholos giving me props for my blossoming squirrel tail.


